Posted 4 hours ago

edens-blog:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

(Source: lemidovato)

Posted 4 hours ago

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Posted 4 hours ago
thesakurabreeze:

katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the fuck is your first floor the second floor

because it goes ground floor THEN first floor

thesakurabreeze:

katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the fuck is your first floor the second floor

because it goes ground floor THEN first floor

(Source: learnbritishenglish.co.uk)

Posted 4 hours ago
argentosgoblin:

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

too good not to reblog

argentosgoblin:

fannywinkle:

“plop.”

too good not to reblog

Posted 4 hours ago

owlmylove:

the gradual domination of the Welcome to Night Vale fandom, part 2

Posted 4 hours ago

cmjnwd:

fantastic-tardis:

Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :

“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”

I actually did something similar in science class. I wrote “Fuck you Ms *insert teacher’s name here*” And I convinced her that it said something like “science is awesome” or something

(Source: youovershare)

Posted 10 hours ago

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Posted 14 hours ago

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

Posted 14 hours ago
brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

Posted 14 hours ago

kirkstarfleet:

doctorenterprise:

the-vashta-natasha:

kayla-roronora13:

areyefantastical:

torchwood1701:

doctorenterprise:

prettyoods:

cozyoswin:

ichabads:

SPACE

THE FINAL FRONTIER

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION

TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS

TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS 

TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE

[AGGRESSIVELY HUMS THEME TUNE]

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(Source: shagbox)

Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago
strlightmuser:

egberts:

charleypollard:

no.
exempli gratia (for example)
and
id est (that is)
I didn’t take three years of Latin to deal with this.

FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE I THOUGH “I.E.” WAS IN EXAMPLE AND “E.G.” WAS SOME DUMB WAY OF SAYING “EGGSAMPLE” OR SOMETHING OH MY GOOOD

This changed my life

strlightmuser:

egberts:

charleypollard:

no.

exempli gratia (for example)

and

id est (that is)

I didn’t take three years of Latin to deal with this.

FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE I THOUGH “I.E.” WAS IN EXAMPLE AND “E.G.” WAS SOME DUMB WAY OF SAYING “EGGSAMPLE” OR SOMETHING OH MY GOOOD

This changed my life

Posted 15 hours ago

DARK RP STARTERS

  1. "You'll be fine."
  2. "I'm afraid it's very fatal."
  3. "These test results..don't make any sense."
  4. "How far can your arm go before it breaks?"
  5. "I'll carve your eyes out with a spoon."
  6. "What does he have that I don't"
  7. "Why did he choose her instead of me?"
  8. "..Why?"
  9. "Make as many stab wounds as you want."
  10. "I am destined as your tool."
  11. "The girl must die."
  12. "The boy must die."
  13. "I want to taste your blood on my lips."
  14. "Where do we go from here?"
  15. "These voices..cease to let me be."
  16. "I..can't stop crying."
  17. "Use me as you will."
  18. "None of it matters now."
  19. "Shadows fallow my every step."
  20. "You've gone..completely mad."
  21. "I'm barking mad."
  22. "Winter is coming."
  23. "I could kill you right now."
  24. "You..You're dead!"
  25. "May the lord have mercy on your soul."
  26. "The mental ward let me out early this year."
  27. "Oh how i miss the voices."
  28. "Everyone is equal when they're dead."
  29. "Cancel Christmas."
  30. "Bring me more war."
  31. "I love war."
  32. "I piss on your traditions."
  33. "I hate your heart."
  34. "I hate your soul."
  35. "I promise, you won't feel a thing."
  36. "Bring her to me."
  37. "Bring him to me."
  38. "A few holes in the head give the madness more space."
  39. "I hate everything about you."
  40. "I will abandon you."
  41. "What is that girl up to?"
  42. "I am stretched on your grave."
  43. "Kill me now.."
  44. "If I fall from the grace of God where no murdered ghost can haunt me.."
  45. "You are one in from the plank, don't make me push you."
  46. "I don't care."
  47. "Leave me behind."
  48. "Everything you've told me was a lie!"
  49. "Everything I've told yo was a lie!"
  50. "How could you ever think to leave them behind?"
  51. "Someone should nail your feet to the floor."
  52. "My last breath will be your curse."
  53. "He will KILL you."
  54. "She will KILL you."
  55. "I did noting."
  56. "It was an accident!"
  57. "You've killed your own brother!"
  58. "I want nothing to do with him!"
  59. "How can I possibly trust you?"
  60. "Pathetic."
Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

high-functioning-sociopaths:

penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell