Posted 1 day ago

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

Posted 1 day ago

fxrensicate:

classicrockboy:

this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

Posted 1 day ago

chjofy-believes-in-tjlc:

sherolck:

john bumping into sherlock on the street and being like “sorry, mate” then looking up and going into flirt mode like “sorry, mate”

are u talking about this

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Posted 1 day ago

ATTENTION

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

Posted 2 days ago

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Posted 2 days ago

allonsyforever:

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

"accidentally"

Posted 3 days ago
agt-parker:

aslan-the-moose:

8riana:

cryptictheorist413:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

highwind-valor:

serena-sling:

if u don’t reblog this… Your lying.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THIS WAS THE OTP OF MY CHILDHOOD







#I shipped this so #i was confused and angry when I found out Blue was a girl and my ship sank








You DO realize that Magenta is a boy, right?


nickelodeon was all like fuck gender sterotypes

I don’t give a fuck what their gender is. I still ship it.

Actually, according to the nickjr webpage, Magenta is also a girl.

I still shipped it when I found out blue was a girl

agt-parker:

aslan-the-moose:

8riana:

cryptictheorist413:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

highwind-valor:

serena-sling:

if u don’t reblog this… Your lying.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS WAS THE OTP OF MY CHILDHOOD

You DO realize that Magenta is a boy, right?

nickelodeon was all like fuck gender sterotypes

I don’t give a fuck what their gender is. I still ship it.

Actually, according to the nickjr webpage, Magenta is also a girl.

I still shipped it when I found out blue was a girl

Posted 3 days ago

sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

(Source: tipslip)

Posted 3 days ago

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

Posted 3 days ago

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE
Posted 3 days ago
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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Posted 3 days ago

jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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Posted 3 days ago
au where instead of revealing himself to john in front of all those people, sherlock goes to john alone. john is unfazed by his sudden return; in fact, the doctor takes it pretty well other than the fact that sometimes sherlock hears him breaking something and screaming until he breaks down into tears. john won't let him touch him, though. (1/2)
dogeylock asked

piningjohn:

2/2) and then sherlock forces john to go on a case with him. they go scotland yard, and lestrade sees sherlock and says, “I thought you were dead.” sherlock is about to reply when john looks at lestrade with shock and tears in his eyes and says, “You can see him too?”

omg no 

Posted 3 days ago

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Posted 3 days ago

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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